Fear not, we are armed! All entry ways are locked down promptly at dusk. We wear protective gear after dark and never leave home without our comrade in arms, DEET. My favorite weapon of all masquerades as a tennis racket, but contains an electrical current that easily puts an end to any battle.
For some time the enemy has been able to successfully invade our fortress of rest severely disrupting our sleep. However, after mending all possible weak points, laying down a layer of poisonous mist, and treating our protective shield with Anti-Enemy we have won the victory! Be gone defeated mosquito!
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